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colonialwomanfromthewing:

tapdancers:

concentrateddabs:

sweetaandlow:

From the look on her face, some pretty dissatisfying sex

That looks like 6 minutes of under the covers missionary disappointment

i cant stop laughing at this whole thing

she ain’t impressed bruh
Source: ejacurlate Via: belle-chere
one-day-i-will-fall-asleep:

death-by-fangirling:

bronzedragon:

tomfelton-andthe-cumber-cocks:

strawberriesandjane:

funsizedfox:

“they won’t let me eat,wont let me sleep..”
“who?”
“…..them.”

Oh.

I AM CRYING

I remember reading about how EA was trying to sell the rights to make The Sims into a movie and everyone was like “…how?”
Now I get it
It’s a horror movie
People wake up one day to find themselves transformed into puppets of an invisible malicious trickster god
First the bizarre happenings start:
someone becomes obsessed with stealing lawn gnomes
another person has a compulsion to stick their head into a strange device and emerges obsessed by grilled cheese sandwiches
people pee themselves despite being next to a bathroom because some mysterious unseen force makes them study cleaning
people find themselves stuck in rooms because they can’t step over common household objects
a young man doing some nighttime stargazing mysteriously vanishes
then their god turns sadistic
pool ladders mysteriously vanish, leading to several drownings
doors vanish just as a house fire begins
an elevator plummets several stories as a couple starts to get it on
a Murphy Bed gruesomely folds up, crushing the people inside
and that man who vanished while stargazing returns…but with something growing inside of him…and vague memories of a grotesque creature named Pollination Technician
the horror has begun



I would pay a lot to watch that movie
Source: funsizedfox Via: surprisebitch
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thetruthisvital:

Hubble has spotted an ancient galaxy that shouldn’t exist

This galaxy is so large, so fully-formed, astronomers say it shouldn’t exist at all. It’s called a “grand-design” spiral galaxy, and unlike most galaxies of its kind, this one is old. Like, really, really old. According to a new study conducted by researchers using NASA’s Hubble Telescope, it dates back roughly 10.7-billion years — and that makes it the most ancient spiral galaxy we’ve ever discovered.
"The vast majority of old galaxies look like train wrecks," said UCLA astrophysicist Alice Shapley in a press release. "Our first thought was, why is this one so different, and so beautiful?"

Read more: here
Source: io9.com Via: ultimate-dragon
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orlandobloomfistmeintheass:

your url shows what you want most in life

Fuck yes

Source: orlandobloomfistmeintheass Via: trait

vixyish:

maswartz:

I honestly think people forget that the church and state are supposed to be separate. Give me one non-religious reason against same sex marriage. One non-religious reason against stem cell research. One non-religious reason against safe abortions. Go ahead.

I’ve been saying this for YEARS.

Source: maswartz Via: itsmemacleod
cute-pubes:

i looked so incredibly shit today so here’s an average looking selfie
Via: cute-pubes
aqueus:

Don’t usually post stuff like this but how cute is this bra omg
Via: aqueus
Source: octoberblood Via: shitpiss-fuckcunt
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Source: lolgifs.net Via: ruinedchildhood
stunningpicture:

Today I saw the single most shocking thing I have seen in my entire life
Source: stunningpicture Via: ruinedchildhood
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