Chris.
18. 'Straya. Blogging anything and everything. Frequent bearer of selfies. Teen angst and giver of no fucks.

methhomework:

i feel like apple employees make this shit up so a couple of stupid people will have to buy all new phones





agelfeygelach:

armouredswampert:

agelfeygelach:

little-yogi:

It’s a cute little thing though.

Sometimes it is hard to remember that owls are incredibly dangerous predators seen by cultures throughout  the world as ill omens. Especially when they look like toasted marshmallows.

My boss once described them as flying pillows filled with seething hatred.

Further confirming that owls are the avian equivalent of cats.





saddestblogger:

ah yes, tumblr drama. it reminds me of the hunt

image





iroh:

socialjusticekoolaid:

Last Night in Ferguson (9.29-9.30): Protesters gathered yet again, in a truly uplifting night of action and calls for justice. It wasn’t all sunshine and roses, due to the usual antagonism from the police, but it was solidarity at it’s finest. #staywoke #farfromover

Keep up with the action tonight. Follow the Argus Livestreams and/or BellaAiko from Occupy Oakland.

nice to see some positive news!





simonsprocket:

ruinedchildhood:

Drive Through

Instructions unclear

simonsprocket:

ruinedchildhood:

Drive Through

Instructions unclear





the-fandoms-are-cool:

leradny:

videohall:

Astronaut readjusts to life back on Earth

> Don’t give him a baby for a while.

HE GRABS THE CUP BUT THEN HE DROPS THE PEN 0.0003 SECONDS LATER

AND HE LOOKS UP AT THE CEILING INSTEAD OF AT THE GROUND WHEN HE CAN’T FIND THEM

I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING HE JUST DROPS IT

IT’S NOT FUNNY IT’S VERY LOGICAL THAT HE WOULD HAVE ADJUSTED TO LIVING LIFE WHILE HE WAS IN SPACE BECAUSE IT’S DIFFERENT FROM EARTH BUT I CAN’T FUCKING BREATHE

*THUNK*





beautifulgodzilla:

THIS TOOK A FAR DIFFERENT TURN THEN I EXPECTED

beautifulgodzilla:

THIS TOOK A FAR DIFFERENT TURN THEN I EXPECTED





quil-ava:

uxxxie:

got this snapchat from my friend in japan

fuck me with these condoms or don’t fuck me at all

quil-ava:

uxxxie:

got this snapchat from my friend in japan

fuck me with these condoms or don’t fuck me at all





darkpathos:

"You either die a hero or live long enough to become a villain." 






"And then I said, ‘Look, if you don’t carry it in a muted pastel, I’m not interested!” 

"And then I said, ‘Look, if you don’t carry it in a muted pastel, I’m not interested!”