Chris.
18. 'Straya. Blogging anything and everything. Frequent bearer of selfies. Teen angst and giver of no fucks.

ex-wife:

ofools:

it begins

this could be us but you playing





kiodi:

my last word will probably be either “whoops” or “shit”





arnbrosia:

quickweaves:

THIS IS THE MOST POWERFUL VINE 

send this to all the straight boys in your life





1hund:

monkonacid:

LIFE HAS MANY DOORS ED-BOY

I SPIT MY DRINK

1hund:

monkonacid:

LIFE HAS MANY DOORS ED-BOY

I SPIT MY DRINK





crunchier:

the way to my heart

crunchier:

the way to my heart





Anonymous

Premaritalsex bruhh

cute-pubes:

bruhhh i know this is you chris you hot potato spud

Can’t believe someone is actually crushing on me like wow holy shit





interdimensional-wanderlust:

opticallyaroused:

Mars

god damnit Mars, mystifying me one picture at a time





melesbian:

If you’re feeling down, I’ll go down on you





funnybrunette:

do you just ever get so mad that you mentally insult every single thing that people do around you

like 

"hey i finished this question" good for you little fucking brat like wow didnt anyone teach you not to boast





cute-pubes:

ppl do not realise how much i owe puberty

cute-pubes:

ppl do not realise how much i owe puberty





20daysofjune:

bow down to a mothafuckin QUEEN when you see one





laina:

laina:

laina:

this guy was watching the vmas with me and now he’s educating himself how precious is that

he keeps asking me all these questions about aspects of feminism and he’s like “so basically it’s about letting women do what they want without being judged for it” and I was like yea and he was like “oh okay that’s so simple why isn’t everyone a feminist” it’s precious

update: I banged him

laina:

laina:

laina:

this guy was watching the vmas with me and now he’s educating himself how precious is that

he keeps asking me all these questions about aspects of feminism and he’s like “so basically it’s about letting women do what they want without being judged for it” and I was like yea and he was like “oh okay that’s so simple why isn’t everyone a feminist” it’s precious

update: I banged him