What are you doing here?

Holt shit today is Saturday.

Fri, 17 May 2013 19:36:11 -0400

Holt shit today is Saturday.

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Fri, 17 May 2013 19:31:01 -0400

time-sponges: You sit at the restaurant with your young son, he...

Fri, 17 May 2013 19:30:39 -0400

You sit at the restaurant with your young son, he says he is hungry. You agree to get him dinner. You open up to the kids menu, your child is far to young for adult food. Chicken nugger stares at you from the page. You don’t understand. Your palms get sweaty and your son complains. He says he is hungry. Your mind strains, searching for an answer in a world of sweer potato and french fried. You try to order the chicken nugger, but you cannot. The words cannot escape your lips. Your son is hungry, he complains. The waitress stares at you, her head a spinning chicken nugger, her arms swinging french fried. Your son cries the tears of a chicken nugger-less child. In your mind you scream. It is raining sweer potato now, you have french fried engraved on your left temple and you do not understand. Your son weeps in the corner, he is starving. Starving for the chicken nugger.

much-more-greendale: Alison Brie for Nylon Guys Magazine

Fri, 17 May 2013 07:57:19 -0400

much-more-greendale:

Alison Brie for Nylon Guys Magazine

New plan.

Fri, 17 May 2013 01:45:34 -0400

Get money.
Buy Manuel helmet.
Buy Honda CBR250r.
Bachelor of Arts with major in Philosophy (75 ATAR)

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Thu, 16 May 2013 17:23:37 -0400

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Thu, 16 May 2013 08:15:25 -0400

I MISSED FREE BURRITO DAY AT WORK. I WAS GOING TO WORK TOMORROW! NO THIS ISN’T HAPPENING! FUCK...

Thu, 16 May 2013 05:36:02 -0400

I MISSED FREE BURRITO DAY AT WORK.

I WAS GOING TO WORK TOMORROW!

NO THIS ISN’T HAPPENING!

FUCK YOU JESUS

Everyday.

Thu, 16 May 2013 05:34:13 -0400

Everyday.

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Thu, 16 May 2013 05:30:19 -0400

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Wed, 15 May 2013 19:01:43 -0400

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Wed, 15 May 2013 18:47:59 -0400

the-absolute-best-gifs: This post has been featured on a...

Wed, 15 May 2013 06:09:36 -0400

the-absolute-best-gifs:

This post has been featured on a 1000notes.com blog.

blisslilith: Bear and Vodka aww

Wed, 15 May 2013 01:28:12 -0400

blisslilith:

Bear and Vodka

aww

arewehavingpunyet: Tron Swanson

Tue, 14 May 2013 17:27:26 -0400

arewehavingpunyet:

Tron Swanson

redtubule: we are the cutest pls

Tue, 14 May 2013 07:51:14 -0400

redtubule:

we are the cutest pls

nihilisticc: So my parents just found out about my fourteen...

Tue, 14 May 2013 06:50:54 -0400

nihilisticc:

So my parents just found out about my fourteen year old brother smoking weed because they found this on his window ledge. So in the middle of a huge lecture my dad decides to open the Baggie and smell it to see how strong it is. He immediately starts crying with laughter. THIS NIGGA HAS BEEN BUYING AND SMOKING FUCKING OREGANO. FUCKIN ITALIAN HERBS. SON. I CAN’T. I CANNOT. I CAN’T DO THIS.

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Mon, 13 May 2013 07:45:11 -0400

colchrishadfield: With deference to the genius of David Bowie,...

Mon, 13 May 2013 07:35:19 -0400

colchrishadfield:

With deference to the genius of David Bowie, here’s Space Oddity, recorded on Station. A last glimpse of the World.

Huge thanks in the making of the video to the talented trio of Emm Gryner, Joe Corcoran and Andrew Tidby, plus Evan Hadfield and all at the CSA.

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Sun, 12 May 2013 18:57:09 -0400